2004-03-07 - 4:29 a.m.
dear diary,
SECRET CONFESSIONS, NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART! gotta love 4am.
1. i know every single word to every single song on dreamboat annie by heart.
2. i still think manny is the best luscious jackson album ever, even though i'd never readily admit to liking them.
3. west side story makes me cry every single time i see it.
4. i'm slightly obsessed with audrey hepburn.
5. i think cigarette extenders are the coolest things in the world.
6. happiness is a warm gun is probably my alltime favorite song, regardless of whether or not it's the pixies or sonic youth covering it.
7. the first song i ever taught myself to play on guitar was helter skelter.
8. the second song i ever taught myself to play on the guitar was iron man.
9. i listen to music at ear deafening levels.
10. i know all the words to ice ice baby, parents just don't understand, baby got back, and bust a move.
11. i like to sing broadway songs when i think no one is listening.
12. i think biz markie is really cool.
13. if given the option to sleep with morrissey even if i knew it would cause his inevitable death, i'd still do it.
14. i like gay porn.
15. i once got into an argument with eddie money.
16. pillow talk with doris day and rock hudson is one of my favorite movies.
17. i bought a schwinn bicycle mostly so that i could have a bike with a basket, streamers, and a personalized license plate.
18. billie holiday makes me want to smoke opium and then see if the shower rod could hold my weight. [straight up blake rip off tyvm]
19. i really like to dance.
20. if i could live anywhere, i'd live in narnia.
21. this is my way of avoiding writing about anything too emotionally honest.
22. i hate looking in mirrors.
23. i'm convinced that i'm unlucky.
24. i think spongebob squarepants is pretty funny. i know, i suck.
25. i desperately want to be the kind of person that wears slippers and a robe, but i never will be.