2004-03-06 - 5:49 a.m.
dear diary,
ok listen to this astounding pile of bullshit. i finally discovered a type of porn i like.
gay russian male prostitute porn.
i know, i'm sick. who knew gay boy porn would be so good? i mean i've seen bel ami porns before but i could never get into them because gay boys have this weird kissing thing they do. they touch tongues while their faces are about 9 inches apart [damn long tongues] and their lips never touch.
anyway i discovered perfection in the form of a cannabus smoking bathtub jerking russian 19 year old named gamlet.
life lesson, i'm imparting this to diaryland and it's very important:
never, under any circumstances, purchase a porn account and then give the account information to your four gay internet friends.
i was banned from the site after 15 minutes of having access.
and now it's three days later and i'm still banned from the website.
and i'm having gamlet withdrawals.
but i did download his 9 videos before getting kicked off. i keep getting asked, "how does the husband feel about you watching gay porn?" to be quite honest, he's just happy i found something that makes me sqeal like a school girl.
you can see free pictures of gamlet at www.19nitten.com if you feel so inclined, but just be warned:
i will knife fight you for him, if need be.
where i was once teased for being a fag hag, i've officially crossed the fag hag line and have become the girl that gets off on gay porn.
wth am i doing typing here at 6am when i could be watching gamlet on win media?!