2003-08-12 - 3:14 p.m.

dear diary,

freddy vs. jason?

i'm more afraid of poopy.

[i needed a chance to use the word poopy. it was pretty mainstream for awhile so i've just been waiting in a murky swamp with a snorkle for the world to forget about the word poopy. but in all seriousness diary, what is so scary about jason? he's a dude in a mask with a big knife. freddy can like, get all up in your brain n stuff. like, what's up with that? plus his "one-two-freddy's-coming-for-you" song like beats the pants off of anything jason ever had going for him. besides, everyone knows jamie lee curtis is a hermaphrodite. like, that's a box office draw? IT'S JODI FOSTER OR IT'S NOTHING AT ALL!]

waxing - waning