2003-09-03 - 10:25 p.m.

dear diary,

so like, i haven't officially started the easy life, but i did ditch class tonight.

it's the second week of school and i'm already ditching.

does it get more punk rock than that?

i didn't think so.

did i mention that i'm not a cat person? and i've found a website that has free erotic stories on it.

there is a sci-fi section and my favorite story has a girl alien with a clit that can grow up to three inches long.

i love you, internet.

waxing - waning