2003-08-26 - 1:45 p.m.

dear diary,

i know i didn't update yesterday but that's no excuse for calling me at 3am drunk and rambling about the good times we've had.

last night was the first night of my medical ethics class. the teacher is english. once again i am the oldest one in class. some 23 year old girl next to me had the gall, the sheer gall, to claim she was oldest.

the instructor made everyone introduce themselves and state one unique thing about themselves.

so of course i told the class my name and that my unique fact was that i could squirt orgasmic juices up to four feet in front of me.

i don't think i'll be making any friends this semester.

again.

waxing - waning