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2004-04-10 - 6:08 a.m. dear diary, this is the most fucked up, and therefore outstanding, thing i've ever played with. so far i've made my chicken slave pantomime taking a dump, fucking a couch cushion, grabbing his balls, pecking the television, talking, doing backflips, and masturbating extraneously all over the room. ************************************* "what do you want the chicken to do? he'll do anything." "make him do his taxes." "remind me again why i married you?" ************************************* "why is that kid wearing a trench coat while riding a bike?" "let's call him blacky bikersons." "that's totally nucking futs." "........" "yeah, i said nucking futs. shut up." "........" "stop staring at me." "........" ************************************** "hey there's another guy on a bike!" "let's call this one whitey bikersons." "that's totally nuc..." "stop it." ************************************** things i forgot to add today: we went to P lake and i found this awesomely grandiose tree branch that had fallen and had a bunch of little branches at the end of it, kind of like a cat-o-nine-tails. it was a good seven feet long. i followed les husbou on the trail and spent a good twenty minutes whipping his calves and ears while remaining a good seven feet back from him. the tree branch would whistle through the air so he knew it was coming but i caught him a couple of good ones. also, i found a switchblade. so i opened it up a whole bunch of times and threatened to "do him in" and "cut him good" ala the outsiders style. he wasn't too pleased with me today. ************************************* "stop pointing that thing at me." "i want to blade you." "you know nobody says that right?" "well, they should." *********************************** ps: wtf all of a sudden i like postal service now? when did that happen?
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