2003-11-20 - 9:36 p.m.

dear diary,

it doesn't matter if you're in a night class full of fourteen thirty year olds, they're still gonna laugh like hyenas when someone says "cock and balls."

and i think it's dire that the public know that tommy hilfiger uses a facial lotion that is made out of baby foreskin.

i'll give you time to digest that, diary.

waxing - waning