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2003-11-01 - 11:51 a.m.
dear diary,
if i had the foresight and the gumption i would have been a white tiger for halloween.
because the boy toy could've been roy, with a bloody jugular and a foreign lisp.
but this is my halloween curse - thinking of brilliant costumes the day after halloween.
like the sex therapist i could have been last year.
teaching people to heal their inner children by humping me.
because everyone knows kids love to hump.