2003-08-10 - 2:43 p.m.

dear diary,

you know how after you've gone on this insane killing spree where you feel so angry you can't control yourself and you just pick up hooker after hooker and you just pummel the fuck out them with a hammer until their faces look like hamburger meat and they don't even have vocal chords left to plead for their lives and after you piss down their throat hole you find out that your period just started and that's why you felt so moody and grody?

totally had one of those days today.

ps: my friend from california, discovered a pimple on his penis while fondling himself during his morning smoke on my front porch. and that's how cock + acne = cockne became the funniest joke ever.

that's math, nigga!

waxing - waning