must - just - be - the - colors

2003-08-08 - 8:52 a.m.

dear diary,

let's not talk about constipation and the ten reasons why i love it.

instead i keep seeing this dissention on the news regarding this gay bishop.

why is this even an issue? it's not like he's gonna get any.

stool softeners. i can't believe i've fallen into the category of people that use stool softeners. you know who i'm talking about, right?

those people.

waxing - waning