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2003-08-02 - 1:54 p.m.
dear diary,
i have decided to leave you with some of my wisdomy wisdoms, should something happen to me today as i cruise down the white water rapids in my one man boat with nothing but a strop, a wig, and a toothpick to arm me for survival.
it is my societal duty to guide my fellow man/woman/robot.
1. velveeta is not real cheese
2. when a girl says "no" she really means "hell yes"
3. the discovery channel is great
4. i'm not jewish
5. "menses" is a hilarious word
6. i lied about going on a white water rafting trip mostly because i wanted to use the words menses, velveeta, strop, and robot in the same context.
kinda.