2004-08-26 - 2:33 p.m.
dear diary,
in the front yard of this house is a fir tree that is approximately thirty to forty feet high. yeah, it's a tall motherfucker. anyway, it has a neat bough underneath it where you would picture fairies to live in mushroom circles if such things existed. it's really woody [hahah i said woody] and moist [hahaha i said moist] and lots of furry and feathered woodland creatures take refuge there.
like the cardinal family. i call them a family because there are eight million of them and if you've never heard a cardinal twitter, then you are a lucky, lucky bastard.
for EIGHT HOURS non stop i have listened to
cheap cheap cheap cheep cheep tweat tweat tweat caw caw caw caw cheep cheep cheap cheap tweet tweet.
cardinals. the fuckin red assed show offs of the nature world.