2004-07-21 - 2:10 p.m.
dear diary,
"are my gums supposed to feel like someone just poured hydrochloric acid all over them and then squirted lemon juice into the open sores?"
"probably not."
"it tingles!"
***
"i don't swim in anything where the water is a) brown b) smelly or where the bottom of the floor is c) muddy or d) indecipherable"
***
"i think those cherries gave me a corner mouth herpe."
***
"can you die from eating a pound of cherries?"
"i will fucking kill you if you fart into that fan one more time."
"does it smell like a cherry though?"
"i hate you."
***
"warm water makes my bladder all giddy."
***
"teenage boys swim in the "sleu" out here - it's lime quarry run off. and no, that's not slang for my vagina slime."
"... did you just say vagina slime to your mother?"
"yeah. shh i'm on the phone."
***
"you know that part in tidalwave where he says 'take me down when you're wide?'"
"uh, that's not how it goes."
"oh. nevermind then."
***
"you know how aisha was the girl that they never had?"
"yeah."
"why would a nine year old be fucking anyway?"
***
"i got the new sonic youth."
"i'd rather listen to holopaw."
"well... i'd rather..."
"tard."
"yeah."