2004-07-05 - 1:44 a.m.

dear diary,

"there are so many freaky things in the ocean."

"i know! let's never go there."

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"what are you doing...?"

"this is what my face would look like if i was in a rocket."

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i laid in bed last night, awake and staring at the ceiling. he was making all kinds of noises and tossing and turning recklessly.

he whispered, "big cocks."

i said, "what?!"

"big cocks," he whispered again.

"are you awake?"

"no."

then he went back to snoring.

so of course i've made fun of him non stop for a few days now. also, i told his mom what he said when she called.

i'm awesome!

waxing - waning