2003-11-24 - 1:56 p.m.

dear diary,

ok it's been five minutes and i officially don't like being a good person.

so let me tell you a joke to break this streak of niceness.

what do anal sex and spinach have in common?

if they're forced on you as a kid you'll probably hate them as an adult.

please don't spit in my tip jar, for reals.

waxing - waning