must - just - be - the - colors

2003-11-20 - 12:53 p.m.

dear diary,

i'm having problems with ups. the problem mostly is that they're a bunch of jerk asses and i hate them.

and why does it take my mail more than eight or nine days to get into california and out of california? they did manage to drop off one package today and won't they be surprised to find that they have to come right back here and deliver another one.

my dad and stepmom sent a christmas gift and wrote an email:

"Lu, Amazon.com is sending you a package but the contents inside are not wrapped. Just stick the ugly box behind your Christmas tree and DON'T OPEN UNTIL DEC. 25"

guess what. it's a crockpot.

i suck at following directions.

waxing - waning