2003-11-20 - 9:44 p.m.

dear diary,

baby foreskins aside, sheniqua at ups lied to me and my package still isn't here.

i'm going to call her tomorrow and ask her why she fronted like my package was gonna be here.

and then i'm gonna drive on over to texas and kick her ass.

and does it make me a pervert that the first thing i think of when someone says the word "facial" is "sperm" ?

waxing - waning