2003-11-19 - 3:35 p.m.

dear diary,

the mentor said "it's really hard to write about war and bagging pussy when your ovaries run the show."

at least that's what it sounded like when she wrote "i'm not sure if this is a tone you can pull off as a woman."

which really meant "you're shocking my midwest sensibilities."

my dog might smell like a mixture of eight different kinds of ass and cheetoes, but he always likes to hear me talk.

christ i hate revisions.

waxing - waning