2003-10-14 - 2:12 p.m.

dear diary,

as the boy-toy that i sleep with has a penchant for talking in his sleep, it has been more than once that i've thought of recording him, if only to have something to laugh at in the mornings.

but last night he rolled over towards me and said "i like fisherman."

"what!?"

to which he rolled over onto his back and said, "my pants have a trapdoor in them."

and this is the part where i was fully awake now, and laughing, i said "oh yeah?"

he replied in his sleepy stupor, "everyone likes trapdoors" and then promptly went back to snoring.

now that i'm awake and thinking about it... he's totally right.

you can't deny the awesomeness of a trapdoor, especially one in a pair of pants.

waxing - waning