2003-09-08 - 2:39 p.m.

dear diary,

i really don't know which hardy boy i'd rather hunch. but i've definitely been thinking about it.

and if i could break this down in layman's terms for you, diary..

nancy drew's friend george?

big raging bulldyke

george's cousin bess?

fatty galore

nancy's boyfriend ned?

so deep in the closet he gets mistaken for being a pair of flip-flops.

i remember going on a depression binge when i discovered that the carolyn keene was just a pseudonym for "800 ghost writers."

waxing - waning