2003-08-06 - 7:32 p.m.
dear diary,
roseanne = a fatter version of sharon osbourne, in her head.
AND
i came across a diary that has guestbook entries that read "hey i'm a girl, but you're totally right! girls are so sucky, ha ha rofl lol wtf!"
one person venting about why girls suck? funny. 100+ angry boys commiserating and forming anti-woman sentiments? frightening.
AND
queer eye for the straight guy. people love it or hate it. don't be idiots. the show you should be hating is
boy meets boy
possibly the most fucked up premise for a show ever. basically it's ala the bachelor but with straight and gay guys vying for the gay bachelor's heart. he doesn't know [yet?] that some of the callers are in fact, straight.
tell me why this is a good idea.
because, i don't get it.
AND
i will be taking volunteers tomorrow to scratch random parts of my body that i can't reach currently.
AND
someone just yelled "yes! extreme makeover is coming back on tv! hella sweet!"
AND
my chesticle hurt like fuck. so no tit slaps for awhile, ok diary?